Because Dr Isis wants to be entertained…

In my desk: a comb, a watch & iPod charger I rarely never use because I have a smartphone for the gym, naproxen, lotion (that I really only use in winter), gum (from labmate who developed sudden aversion to artificial sweeteners), a voice recorder, lots of clips, a laptop lock for which I lost the key, a book light, Nerf darts, and (not visible here) a small bag of sand.

The last 2 on the list are emergency backups for these 2 very important tools in the lab: